IMG_3934Britain’s toilet paper growers reported a bumper crop last night.

Great news for an industry that’s struggled with bottoming supplies in recent weeks and saw supermarket shelves wiped clean.

York residents in particular can relax, with fresh supplies hitting the stalls this morning.

As local producer Mr Seat commented, ‘People are often very surprised to learn that toilet paper grows on trees’.


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